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Just found out yesterday my dad's book was reviewed in People, the one with Oprah on the cover! I think it's the December 7th edition and may not be available everywhere yet, but I hear it got 3 out of 4 stars (should've been 4/4, I think). I looked on the website but was unable to find the page where they review books.

You can buy it and his other books at his website:
http://sjbooks.com/

or on Amazon (links to other books on that page)

Of course, I think you should order from my dad, because then it will be fondled with love and signed by him before it's sent to you! And you can tell him personally you heard about his books from me!

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My dad's new book is going to be reviewed in the December 4th edition of Entertainment Weekly! http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20322300,00.html

And a week or so later, in the New York Times!

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What I meant by my last post was not anything to do with care. The place I'm working is really pricey, and disgruntled care staff would probably not last very long. Also, as most of the people there are old and infirm, that's clearly something they didn't "allow" to happen to themselves, so can't really be blamed (erroneously, obviously).

I was referring to all the ways people slowly die, and how miserable and cruel it can be. I'm already highly unlikely to be swayed by anything, but watching people who were probably nice, normal people become combative, scared, suffering from horrific delusions, abusive, et cetera, et cetera...there's no possible justification I can see.

Besides that...I'm fostering a dalmatian! Her info is here: http://dalmatianrescueofpugetsound.org/mimi/ Right now she's just a foster to see how things go, and because she needs to have two teeth extracted, which they will do (and thus she must technically be their dog until that happens), but if all goes well and she doesn't care about my bird, I will probably end up keeping her.

She was staying at this nice no-kill shelter. I would've adopted from a kill shelter too because I know they do it out of necessity (and state shelters may lose funding next year?! I'm aghast!), but I obviously have a soft spot for dalmatians, and it was heartbreaking to see her looking so depressed. She'd been there since September! And she was found as a scrawny, flea-ridden stray - they think someone used her for breeding and then dumped her. She's so sweet - her tail hasn't stopped wagging. It's really cute. I took her to Petco and her tail wagged the whole time. When she's drinking water, her tail is wagging. She's a good listener and is really anxious that everything she does it right and okay. She doesn't seem to have been abused, but she seems nervous about being a good dog. I'll post some pictures soon!

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Now you all know I'm a big atheist but I seriously challenge anyone to work in senior housing and maintain belief in a creator.
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I had a dream last night that I was at some sort of party on the 8th floor of a sky scraper, and my kitten was hanging out too. I was talking to somebody, some guy, and in my dream I thought it was somebody I knew (in real life), but I can't remember now.  Anyway, we were having some sort of minor argument, when all of a sudden, he picked up my kitten and gently tossed her out the window. He did it so casually and without any sort of violent or angry motion that I was like, 'WHAT?!?!'  And then I got scared because of how calm he was - clearly he was a psychopath.  I was terrified! It was a weird dream.
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Watch this video. If it's not the best 5 minutes you've sat around for all week, I'll eat my hat. Or at least be sent into a catatonic state like Derek from Hostel as Steve on House.

http://lelidanes.multiply.com/video/item/23/SNL_-_Nune_Natalie_Portman

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O hai, I has a Twitter now.
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Who's seen Videodrome? What did you think? 

More kitteh pics.




She's really adorable, she follows me around and likes to sit on me.  She also likes to lick my face. Did I mention that in my last post? I can't remember. I think I'm going to stick with Ollie, it's easy to say and then I can call her Ollipop, Ollie Ollie Oxen Free, and Olaf.

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I have a couple kitteh pics for ya'll.  I'll get some better, closer-up pics sometime when she's not playing.  She's a tortoiseshell like the cat I had as a kid, Lucy.

I was thinking of calling her Gestalt, but I may go with Olaf. She seems more like an Olaf, or Ollie, for short. She's a pretty cool cat, she likes to play, but she's an ace sleeper, too, and likes to sleep on me or by me, or under the covers.  She was born on June 24th and is really small. With a really long tail.


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I HAS A KITTEH!!!!
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All this time I assumed my dog's lefterly list was due to arthritis.  It's actually most likely vestibular disease (surprise) brought on by a brain tumor (not a surprise). Since it became pronouncedly worse this morning, with nystagmus, I'm assuming that means her condition is deterioriating, since it had been fairly mild (didn't know it was vestibular disease at that time) up until now. We're going to the vet tomorrow morning. I may have to put her to sleep soon, unless the VD goes away.
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In chronological order, this has been a really strange day:

1) I got some contract work that included dimensioning a kitchen.  But the only tape measure I have is one of those 99 cent ones that's like 6 feet long. I was going to buy a big one yesterday but I was so tired I totally forgot.  Since the job was in Queen Anne, I figured I'd just go to the hardware store up there...except I got up there and it was gone. Fuck! I was supposed to go to this house for two reasons: 1) take pictures, and 2) get dimensions.  So as I'm walking to the house, I'm scanning all the businesses that may just have one in their possession they'd let me borrow, but I wasn't optimistic.  I trek up 4 flights of stairs to get to the right street, and it was like ascending into heaven - there was a guy doing renovations on the exterior of a building.  Taking a chance, I was like, "Excuse me, but do you have a tape measure you would let me borrow for an hour or so?"  And he was like, "Oh, sure! Here you go!" No questions asked, he just gave it to me.  It was awesome.  I mean I don't look shady and I was even dressed pretty nice, but he was HAPPY to loan it to me. Awesome.

2) So after the job gets done and I return the tape measure, I take the bus down to Belltown to catch MY bus, and go into Dan's Belltown Grocery to get some caffeine, and these two junkies walk in and the woman of the pair starts yelling at the black guy paying for his stuff at the counter in front of me.  She was saying he kicked her out of his house when she wouldn't have sex with him.  It was escalating to cursing and whatnot when a burly Dan's employee said to take it outside.  I would say 60% of the time I'm in Dan's, something like that is happening. Junkie fights, cops arresting someone, the employees yelling at someone to get out for fighting or shoplifting or something.  I love going there.

3) At home, I hear shouting outside.  I go out onto my balcony and witness racist road rage going on - this white guy in a retro Cadillac has stopped in front of a minivan, and is yelling at the driver of the minivan about something stupid he supposedly did.  He talks about beating the shit out of him and how he's a fucking spic and whatnot. The minivan backed up and tried to drive away, but the guy stepped in front of it and was like, 'Oh yeah! Hit me! Go on!' Eventually he got in his car and the minivan sped away.

4) So after that I think I'm going to take a nap.  But then this guy I met for drinks on Tuesday sends me a text inviting me to the art walk (although I suspect it was a mass text), and since I didn't feel tired (although I should've), I decided to take him up on it.  So I get ready and put on these white pants I've had for ages but never worn - I just really wanted a lighter fabric than my jeans because it's been so hot.  I've never worn these pants - and probably haven't worn white pants since I was a kid.  I go to catch the bus and see it on the otherside of the intersection, so I start running to catch it - only I forget I'm wearing my fancy pony-hair loafers that have a tendency to slip off my heel.  That starts happening, resulting in me ultimately faceplanting on the concrete as the bus drives through the intersection towards the bus stop like 200 feet away from me.  I was like, "FUCK" - I fell on my white pants, spilled shit out of my purse, and was probably going to miss the bus.  It didn't really hurt but I must've looked like a complete tool in my kind of dressy clothes and aviators.  BUT, not only did the driver stop and wait, he got out to make sure I was okay.  And then I had to get on the bus, assuming most everyone had seen me since their eye was probably drawn by the flurry of movement as I broke into a ran and then biffed it on the concrete.

5)  After all this, as I approach downtown on the bus I send the guy a text telling him I'm downtown and where are he and his friends.  He responds with 'Hey girl, I'm about to get there in a few.'  I'm like, Uh, WHERE?  And that's the last I hear from him.  He knew I was going downtown all the way from North Seattle just to meet up.  But since I'm in Pioneer Square right by my friend Carol's building (and this is before it's apparent I've been stood up), I called her to see if she wanted to visit.  So I just ended up spending the whole evening with her, which was really cool.  We saw some great art and got some pretty good dinner.  And people watching during art walk is always a blast. So, I couldn't even really be offended - we went on one date and I had no real investment, so it was easy to brush off - I mostly found it amusing.  My working theory was that he had sent a mass text out to a bunch of honeys or whatever, and a more desireable honey responded and he blew me off to hook up with her.  So then a little while after I finally got home, he sends me this text: "I'm sorry baby, my phone died. True story! I don't lie, you know that. I'll make it up to you, my bad."  I don't know what to believe, because he could've given me a blow-off text - straight up not messaging me would've taken some incredibly unmitigated gall and a pretty great degree of disregard for others.  On the other hand, it also seems like the text is trying to pander to me by implying we're closer than we are and have a greater degree of trust than we do. I dunno. What do YOU say?

So yeah, that was my day, and my fucking washer is jacked.

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Lately Gamgee, my parrot, has taken to asking me (often repeatedly) 'Whatchya doin?!'  I always feel compelled to answer in explicit detail, and ask him what he's doing. Typically I don't get a response, besides, 'Whatchya doin?!'  So today Harriet, 1/2 of the pigeon couple I feed, was on my balcony eating cracker crumbs, and I put Gamgee on my shoulder and took him over to the sliding glass door so he could look at her.  And then he asked her 'Whatchya doin?!' several times! It was clearly directed to Harriet, as when he asks me he's looking right at me.  I mean, I don't think he knows what he's asking, but he was obviously trying to communicate with her. It was super cute.
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The egg in the nest on my balcony hatched, and then today, I noticed that neither Harriet nor Tubman had been attending Mandela for way longer than was usual.  And since it was a little chilly out and Mandela doesn't have any feathers yet, I was worried about him.  After about an hour and no sign of either bird, I went out there and touched him.  He was shivering and felt pretty chilled, so I made an executive decision and brought him inside.  I think it was the right one, because I haven't seen feather or tail of the neglectful parents since then.  Right now he's in a box with some towels with a warm light shining on him (but not too close) and I was just looking up ways to feed him, because turns out baby pigeons don't feed quite the same as baby parrots. I took some pictures but I forgot to bring them with me to upload, but I will soon.
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My quarter is over, I got way better grades than I was expecting, and I had a great time with my brother!

On Saturday my brother and Kiley and I went to Peso's.  On the way out, I saw a pigeon lying next to a solar parking meter.  There was obviously something wrong.  I could tell it was more than just in shock, there was something seriously wrong with it. When birds are in shock they're frozen and you can see them breathing rapidly. This bird was all floppy and seemed completely disoriented.  When we looked closer we saw that the top half of the pigeon's beak was missing, like it had somehow been ripped off.  It was the only part of the pigeon that looked injured, I have no idea what happened.  It was horrifying.  I envisioned the poor thing either starving to death or getting an infection and dying from that, and I couldn't just leave it there.  So we took it to PAWS, where they euthanized it.  It was really terrible.   They said it must've just happened because the pigeon was really healthy.  Pigeons get a bad rap because they do things like eat vom off the sidewalk and their eyes are creepoy, but they don't really spread all these disgusting diseases or anything.  In fact, the pigeon outside of Peso's had beautiful feathers that weren't greasy or anything.  He was big, warm, and fluffy. Anyway, it was all really shitty.

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So I'm not wearing any green - but technically, aren't I? Because isn't color the presence of all colors except the one that we end up being able to see? So if someone is dressed in all 'green,' can I pinch them?
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Guess what, there's a pigeon nest on my balcony! Apparently they like to inhabit abandoned houses, so it probably doesn't speak well of my balcony, but I don't care.  When I first saw it there was one egg in the nest and one had rolled out.  The second one was all cold when I put it back (and that thing about birds abandoning their young if they smell humans on them is a myth), so I don't think it's going to hatch.  I wonder if either egg had actually been fertilized. I'm also not sure how long they've been there, so I don't know when the eggs were laid.  The incubation period is like three weeks or so.  Did you know rock pigeons (the kind in the US, typically) are monogamous? It's true. They both keep the brood warm.  One is light grey with an iridescent purple/green neck, and the other is all over dark gray with an iridescent purple neck.  I'm thinking of calling them  Harriet and Tubman.   I was going to take pictures but I don't want to disturb them anymore than I already have....but when they hatch, if Harriet and Tubman are both absent, I'll get some pictures, even though newly-hatched pigeons are pretty fugly.  Some new birds are really cute, but pigeons look like teeny tiny harmless monsters.
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I don't know what's going on, but today on my way to class, I saw first one of those solar parking meters had a bright pink 'POOP' spray painted on the side, and then a couple blocks later, a HUGE pile of human excrement a foot off the sidewalk, right at the side of a building.  It was seriously as big as my head. So big it appeared to be leaning against the building.  I guess I can't be 100% positive it was human but since there was a wad of toilet paper right next to it, I can only assume.  Plus I don't know any animal that could produce that much poo with that much accuracy of placement.  It was really, really gross.
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